So I decided to look on Craigslist as part of my job search (desperate, I know!). This is a sample of what a simple search for jobs in Washington D.C. returned.
-Chess Teachers WANTED!!!! (really? People want that?)
-Looking for Asian women for anonymous egg donation (I mean I totally would, except I would want those eggs to know who they came from)
-Hookah Guy Needed (sexist.)
-Looking for Moms Who Love to Shop and Make Money!!! (I love to shop and make money! Now all I need is a kid…)
The outlook for potential jobs got even worse when I looked at “Gigs” in D.C.
-Punching Bag (this one speaks for itself.)
-Actress for a Youtube film (LIKE OMG IM GOING TO BE FAMOUS)
-Clean Up my Hair (Really?)
-Film: Casting the Virgin Mary (I hear the Virgin Mary hangs out on free classified websites a lot)
-Models: Classy lingerie (Well as long as it’s classy…)
-Casting Call for Spoiled Girls (So many spoiled girls peruse Craigslist, so I am sure they will find someone)
But my absolute favorite has to be this guy: “GREAT SINGER SEEKIN MANAGEMENT”
Check him out!