So I decided to look on Craigslist as part of my job search (desperate, I know!). This is a sample of what a simple search for jobs in Washington D.C. returned.
–Chess Teachers WANTED!!!! (really? People want that?)
–Looking for Asian women for anonymous egg donation (I mean I totally would, except I would want those eggs to know who they came from)
–Hookah Guy Needed (sexist.)
–Looking for Moms Who Love to Shop and Make Money!!! (I love to shop and make money! Now all I need is a kid…)
The outlook for potential jobs got even worse when I looked at “Gigs” in D.C.
–Punching Bag (this one speaks for itself.)
–Actress for a Youtube film (LIKE OMG IM GOING TO BE FAMOUS)
–Clean Up my Hair (Really?)
–Film: Casting the Virgin Mary (I hear the Virgin Mary hangs out on free classified websites a lot)
–Models: Classy lingerie (Well as long as it’s classy…)
–Casting Call for Spoiled Girls (So many spoiled girls peruse Craigslist, so I am sure they will find someone)
But my absolute favorite has to be this guy: “GREAT SINGER SEEKIN MANAGEMENT”
Check him out!